callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like
callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person
callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn
what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
At first glance it seems like an innocent post of some hand made plush, but when I clicked on it to see more details I saw the full horror of what is BigBird. No words can describe the sound that came out of my mouth.
“You know by birthright I’m eccentric. My only role models were people who knew how to get attention. I have a really manic energy, so I talk it out. I take party hostages or evenings hostage, and one the ways of getting the attention you need is to learn how to talk to entertain.”
Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot
robert pattinson could do spider-man but tom holland couldn’t do twilight
Every Twilight movie was another level of hell, and anyone even partially involved came out strong from the fire forging iron in their bones. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are unkillable.
My friend messaged me this photo yesterday saying it was taken right outside our church. At first I thought “that could be anywhere” until I saw the building. That is definitely our church.
Apparently this 20-year-old gator was the pet of someone who lived nearby. Someone had been keeping an alligator as a pet.
And it got loose.
Then the owner came around and just handled the situation himself. Wild.
This post has gotten over 2,000 notes so I just want to make it clear
I’ve been watching Good Omens for ’ll of about ten minutes and I have to say, I do like the poetry between hell’s most angelic demon and heaven’s most demonic angel coexisting
Through watching the rest of the show I went from “worst demon and worst angel- a demon that is too kind and an angel that is too hedonistic”, to “best demon and best angel- a demon so rebellious he can’t even cooperate with the rebellion and an angel so angelic he was ordered to love humanity and now refuses to stop”, and having finished, now, I’ve found myself resting on “two beings who are in fact very very human and love each other very much”
Me and my fiancée have been together two years, and living together for a year and nine months, and we are getting married in less than a year. Today, we found out one of her family members had thought this whole time that we were just close friends- that I had moved 300 miles to find a job up here so we could share a house, and she was ‘happy we had maintained a friendship this long’. We even sent her a wedding invite, and she thought it was a friendship wedding.
We are the ultimate gal pals!
