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April 15, 2021

bunniope:

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

March 23, 2021

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March 20, 2021

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March 18, 2021

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March 2, 2021

ditzyalpaca:

fuckdamn:

hozey-nevergoingtochurch:

maplebungus:

heartshapedbasil:

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

February 14, 2021

nonasuch:

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If you’re in or near Philly, the (vegan) bakery responsible for this mermaid Gritty cake is reopening their kitchen soon and will have cookies and bars available for pickup! If you are not in or near Philly, please enjoy this mermaid Gritty cake.

(I know the owners, am not vegan but still miss their incredible brownies desperately since they left DC, and have been super enjoying the increasingly weird Gritty cakes they post to Instagram.)

January 31, 2021

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yodaprod:

Swatch from 1983 to 1993

Source : RetroMusings

January 30, 2021

fieriframes:

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[3 images. Guy Fieri standing in front of a window. A man standing in a kitchen. A piece of cake and ice cream on a plate. Captions: Starfleet people are trained to render aid and assistance whenever– But not trained in clear thinking. Let’s consider your thoughts. You call us savages]

That’s right.

November 5, 2020

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theladyscribe:

this looks like a shot from the What We Do In the Shadows-style version of Revenge of the Sith

October 6, 2020

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July 27, 2020

weaver-z:

St*phanie Meyer: Vampires are all sexy heterosexual white British rich kids who are geniuses and—

Taika Waititi: Shut the FUCK up every vampire is bisexual and a MORON

July 27, 2020

big-mama-y:

franzkavka:

supinedemoness:

kakfa:

Ate rice à la Trautmannsdorf and a peach. A man drinking wine watched my attempts to cut the unripe little peach with my knife. I couldn’t. Stricken with shame under the old man’s eyes, I let the peach go completely and ten times leafed through Die Fliegenden Blätter. I waited to see if he wouldn’t at last turn away. Finally I collected all my strength and in defiance of him bit into the completely juiceless and expensive peach.

It’s been 104 years since Kafka ate this terrible peach

105 years of awful peaches today

106 years since this disappointment of a peach

July 26, 2020

noping-out-deactivated20241117:

glumshoe:

Me: “Here are some free masks if you didn’t bring your own.”

Father: “We can’t, we have medical issues.”

Son: “What? No we don’t.”

Hey so fun fact, the ADA does not protect your right to go inside a business/building without a mask during a pandemic. If you’re disabled and unable to wear a mask, the business or organization must do their best to provide an equivalent service - say curbside pickup of groceries or a food order, or providing the same information on paper for a nature center. They do not have to let you inside.

As a disabled person who educates on the ADA, this abuse of disability law by abled people who clearly don’t give a flying fuck about disabled people and our civil rights infuriates me. If your center requires a mask and they won’t (or can’t) wear one, kick them out.

July 8, 2020

weneeddiversebooks:

“Black kids’ lives are particularly complex. And while it’s way past time for people to understand we are more than Black pain (so, so much more), our pain does have a way of vining its way into our stories. It has to. It’s part of our story. So yes, a book about a Black girl that is primarily about friendships shifting, family, and a first crush also has to be about police brutality. Why? Because that’s the truth of being Black in America. Black kids know this; other kids should know it too.”

Lisa Moore Ramée, WNDB Summer Reading: Both Pain and Joy Are Part of Kids’ Lives

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July 6, 2020

exeggcute:

there is something very funny about people on here who try to cultivate these edgy aloof personas as if they haven’t taken up residence in the virtual equivalent of a mcdonald’s playplace

June 29, 2020

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dduane:

twimmythebabywitch:

surfs-up-shinji:

northeastartist:

cryoverkiltmilk:

kindaoffkilter:

bemusedlybespectacled:

linkislost:

sighinastorm:

tooiconic:

lafayettelabaguette:

beasti:

clarenecessities:

sapphic-matriarchy:

system-fail-ure:

karinanotcinerina:

retro-geek:

ultrafacts:

gatochick:

ultrafacts:

pizzaismylifepizzaisking:

majikkant:

ultrafacts:

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

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THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed _San_tama from contention.

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^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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Yontama.

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a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

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Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama

Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

June 28, 2020

automastectomy:

reactionary-bot:

sad but true: it doesn’t matter if people die as a result, opening a sports-themed bar & grill is too important

august 11, 2018

June 27, 2020

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sparkling-lux:

Zazie Beetz photographed for True Botanicals (2019)