“hey, bobby, ginger’s kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?”
“non-binary.”
“huh? wha? what’d i say?”
“you said ‘non-binerary.’ the word is non-binary.”
“right. non-byrony.”
“oh my god”
“ginger’s gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she’s so excited!”
“she’ll get to make signs… chant slogans…”
“you sound kind of jealous, lin.”
“well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom.”
“pee flag!!”
“gene.”
“…kids, are any of you non-binary?”
“i respond to both 'attaboy’ and 'you go, girl!’”
“i’m whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys.”
