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February 2, 2019

irrationalnerd:

sixohsixoheightfourtwo:

weloveshortvideos:

british summer is here.

[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”

This should be shown whenever people say stuff like “British people are so polite,” “I love their accents,” or “surely the miserable summer weather is just exaggerated to give people things to talk about”.

(Source: https://irrationalnerd.tumblr.com/)

February 2, 2019

reallytrying:

my body: i need fruits and vegetables… please i’m begging you

me: you want bread? i got you some bread

February 2, 2019

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kataramov:

play-dolls:

feelingshider:

solangesgrammy:

maurypovichofficial:

2srooky:

barbie is Bi.

Of course she’s bi what straight woman wears a jean button up shirt

the B in LGBT stands for Barbie

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Let’s not forget that this photo is canon. And anyone who assumes that she’s just being an ally will have to fight me

At least we still have Bi Barbie

Remember: you can’t spell BarBIe without Bi!

February 2, 2019

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sonansu:

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

February 2, 2019

stardust-rain:

spank-the-villain:

nerdynbhuman:

bemusedlybespectacled:

goosegoblin:

rememberwhenyoutried:

rememberwhenyoutried:

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence.

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how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry

February 2, 2019

littlegraycats:

littlegraycats:

there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command

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HURT PEOPLE

HURT PEOPLE

February 2, 2019

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tonystarkcu:

# this poor dude is gonna resign after this

February 2, 2019

curseworm:

killer-catchy:

curseworm:

whenever i see parents walking with their baby andtheyve got their baby between them i get so emotional im not describing it well but like this

i ran out of space for the other one so theyve only got 1.5 parents but its fine

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my parents used to do this to me when i was little - they’re both pretty tall, so they could easily swing me between them. my mom told me last week that once, after a pretty hefty snowfall, they were walking somewhere with me swinging me back and forth, as usual. because it was cold out i was wearing gloves, so on a pretty hard forward swing, i slip out of my gloves, flying through the air. i landed in a pile of snow

people saw. my mom still feels bad for laughing

baby slingshot

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February 2, 2019

draeneis:

draeneis:

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i agree with the point this person is trying to make but “pregnancy stan” sounds like something a fucking congressman would say to try and appeal to young republicans what the fuck are you talking about

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my wife whom i love sitting me down at our kitchen table: i’m thinking about having a baby… do you… do you stan?

February 2, 2019

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:

I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.

Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.

I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.

January 31, 2019

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January 31, 2019

zerojanitor:

tumblr staff is like a parent who left their baby to be raised by wolves except every couple of years they come back and shoot one of the wolves

January 13, 2019

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k25ff:

After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

November 18, 2018

waluwadjet:

hvrleyquinn:

Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

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November 11, 2018

odinoco:

yourownpetard:

cheattoe:

a-bore-of-a-whore:

lady-of-greenwood:

sindri42:

solwardenclyffe:

sindri42:

sidereanuncia:

ontologicalidiot:

an-actual-stone:

glumshoe:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

you mean like

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@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

November 10, 2018

in-correctrentquotes:

Maureen: At my funeral, there’s going to be a closed casket, and then it’ll be open to reveal that I’m not inside. Instead, they’ll turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the Space Jam theme song is playing.

Maureen:

Maureen: Never mind. Joanne says I can’t do that.

November 2, 2018

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richincolor:

richincolor:

Voting Resources for the USA 2018 Midterms

It’s October 9th! While today may not play a role in Mean Girls or Fullmetal Alchemist, it’s still pretty important. Today’s the last day for voter registration in a number of USA states, and the deadline is fast approaching for many others. If you’re able to vote, make sure to register — and if you’re registered already, double check your registration! Our usual fare around here is YA lit, but for today, here’s a list of voting and volunteer resources for the USA Nov. 6 elections:

VOTING

States with Oct. 9 voting registration deadlines: Arizona, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii (ish), Illinois (ish), Indiana, Kentucky, Louisiana (ish), Michigan, Mississippi, Nevada (ish), New Mexico, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Texas

  • For a full list of registration deadlines, click here.
  • Want to vote early? See if your state allows it and get more information here.

For general voting needs, like registering and checking your registration, you’ve got a variety of options:

Not sure who or what to vote for? There’s plenty of resources to help you understand what’s on your ballot:

  • An overview for first-timers on how to research and vote.
  • To learn about the candidates on your ballot: ballotready.org
  • For info on candidates AND measures: ballotpedia.org
  • For California, there’s Voter’s Edge: votersedge.org
  • It also helps to check out the election endorsements of your local newspaper! Of course, take these with a grain of salt and be aware of your local newspaper’s biases. (Do they lean liberal or conservative? Etc.)

VOLUNTEERING

All registered and ready to vote? Fantastic. If you have the time and ability to volunteer, here are a few ways to get involved:

DONATING

Money talks, because capitalism. Sigh. Here are a few ways to put your money where your mouth is, if your wallet can handle it:

  • Pick a Senator and/or House Rep to donate to. Road to 2018 has a list of vulnerable Democrat senators to pick from.
  • Donate to RAICES to support legal services for immigrants and refugees in Texas. The NYT reported in September that migrant children were transported to a Texas tent city. This is an ongoing issue and tragedy.
  • Support anti-sexual violence organization RAINN.
  • The more local, the better. Look up local non-profits doing the work in your community and support them. Your dollar has that much more impact on a local level.

On an unrelated note, watch The Hate U Give in theaters! It’s currently out in select theaters, and has a wide release on October 19th. (And for a look at the Ferguson movement through the lens of activist storytelling, watch the documentary Whose Streets? — it’s absolutely worth your time.)

Got more voting and volunteering resources for the Nov. 6 USA midterm elections? Share with us!

Last weekend before the midterm elections! 😱 If you can vote in the US and know others who can, make sure you vote and they vote! 🗳️☑️✨

October 27, 2018

bostinstitches:

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Have an insomnia fuelled embroidery. Last night was my worst night because I had running in the 90s stuck in my head on loop.

Instagram|ko-fi

October 17, 2018

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This day in history, 1946, Let It Snow premiered in the Wanamaker Store in Philadelphia, pleasing publishers and surprising them with iPods.

October 15, 2018

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October 15, 2018

penguinteen:

catchymemes:

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

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by Volensblood

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

October 15, 2018

salty-geralty:

heedra:

so many modern vampire stories avoid giving them the power to turn into bats, probably out of the fear that it is too silly and uncool but this is cowardice, the best thing about vampires is they are stupid as shit, and any vampire media should embrace that

excuse me but

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October 12, 2018

yiffmaster:

your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord:

yiffmaster:

kinda fucked up how my parents’ generation’s high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generation’s is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to survive

I never actually watched High School Musical, but I don’t think it’s anything like that. O_o

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do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes

October 11, 2018

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weneeddiversebooks:

COVER REVEAL: WNDB is pleased to host the cover reveal for Just South of Home by Karen Strong!

Twelve-year old Sarah is finally in charge. At last, she can spend her summer months reading her favorite science books and bossing around her younger brother, Ellis, instead of being worked to the bone by their overly strict grandmother, Mrs. Greene. But when their cousin, Janie, arrives for a visit, Sarah’s plans are completely squashed.

Janie has a knack for getting into trouble and asks Sarah to take her to Creek Church: a landmark of their small town that she heard was haunted. It’s also off-limits. Janie’s sticky fingers lead Sarah, Ellis, and his best friend Jasper to uncover a deep-seated part of the town’s past. With a bit of luck, this foursome will heal the place they call home and the people within it they call family.

This debut middle-grade novel will be available from Simon & Schuster’s Book For Young Readers in May 2019.